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Everything I wish I learned in Spanish class

Encompassing a little more than 0.01% genetic Latino makeup, I first fell in love with foreign languages via some really fun high school Spanish teachers. I then spent months, if not years, in Spanish-speaking countries like Ecuador, Panamá, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Mexico, Spain, and if we can consider it another country, Miami.

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Inside these courses:

Good grammar, but also street cred

Learn to speak like you, with correct grammar plus street slang your teacher could never teach because they’d probably get fired.

Pop-culture references everyone will know

All the cult movies, lyrics, and cultural context so you’re not clueless in any Spanish-speaking room.

2 months

Learn at your own pace and get sent 2 min weekly recaps.

Honest advice

One course won’t make you fluent. You’ll need more.

Notion

Click a button and do the entire course in your Notion.

Favorites

A short-cut to my favorite songs, movies, etc.

Real-life scenarios

Homework and quizzes to place you in realistic scenarios...where you tend to freeze up.

Enrollment

    • “¿Puedo ir al baño?” is all you can remember from high school, and honestly, that’s probably the most useful phrase anyway.

    • You spoke Spanish once in the past year, and that was when you ordered pico de gallo, mezcal, or some queso – and probably all together.

Level 01

Enroll – $199

    • You can understand parts of a Rosalia song, but you also know not even native Spanish speakers can understand her.

    • You miss putting upside down ¿ all over the place, writing haha as jaja, and being referred to as your Spanish name which was probably Carmen or Diego.

Level 02

Enroll – $199

  • Bienvenidos to the Spanish Language

    AR Verbs: The ARt of speaking Spanish

    “To me it pleases the Spanish” and other odd things you have to learn to say

    Negation: Just say no

    Questions: ¿WTF is a “¿”?

    Ser y estar: To be or not to be. I already want this to be…over.

    Gender: She's here to stay

    ER & IR Verbs: Cuz you’re nevER done conjugatingPronunciation & Alphabet: If you see something, se something

    Los números 0-1000: ¿Por qué no los dos?

    Time, Days of the Week, & Months: Ahorita

    Possession: Mi casa es su casa

    Irregular Verbs: Annoying, but necessary verbs that you'll use all the time

    In, at, on & Geography: We already know where the library is

    This & That: Esteeeeeeeeee

    Present Continuous: I’m talkING over here

    Comparatives & Superlatives: Doing the Most 101

    Direct Objects: It

  • Reintro to the Spanish Language

    El que, Lo que, etc: ¿Qué lo que?

    Reflexives: ¡Se compran colchones! ¡Sí, se puede! ¡No te preocupes!

    Indirect Objects: ¡Te lo juro!

    El Imperfecto: ABA & ÍA

    Past Participles: It's not giving what it was supposed to have gave

    El Condicional: I would, could, and should, but prob won't

    El Futuro: You’ll see! You’ll all see!

    Commands: Para español, marque dos

    The Perfect Tenses: See what had happened was...

    Subjunctive: He got a big ego

● Course Curriculum

● FAQs

  • Around 10 hours of instruction.


    I recommend a pace of one or two chapters a week, which would get you through the course in 2 months.

  • The videos do not expire. You can do that.

  • I draw connections to concepts that are similar in Spanish and Portuguese - so that you know where to speed up and slow down – but there are parts where Spanish is doing its own thing in its own lane (imperfect subjunctive, changing le lo to se lo, saying voy a instead of je vais + verb or eu vou + verb, etc.), and then there are other parts that you could probably do 2x speed (days of the week, saber vs conocer, ser vs estar etc.).

  • We spend more time on concepts that don't exist in English - like how there are two words for "for," two words for "I am," and two words for "to know."

    In the advanced levels, we're going over more complex grammar structures, but if you've never studied a language before, you may not even know what those are in English or even realize that this very sentence is already using complex grammar structures.

  • I'm not a native Spanish speaker. I'm a gringo like you (and that's the point), which means I had all the same "dumb" questions and confusing "seriously-Spanish-what-the-fuck" moments you'll experience. I know the questions you'll have before you'll have them. Long story short: I get you, and I get Spanish.


    Ex: I know where your brain will be like "Why isn't it 'Yo gusto' instead of 'Me gusta?'" and I'll be like "Because your brain is speaking English, when it shouldn't be right now. In Spanish you don't say 'I like' in Spanish, you say 'It pleases me." Or, you may ask "Why does it seem like Spanish speaker speak so fast!?" and I'll be like "Well, you know there was a study done in 2011 that showed that Spanish is mostly spoken at a normal pace, it's just that there are simply more syllables to hit than in English, so it sounds faster."

    We can't escape our native language - so let's use it to our advantage.

  • We can get you a refund up to 14 days after purchase